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hi, hello, yes that is me. i'm a tiny long-haired chihuahua from detroit. born in 2018, raised by my amazing mommy tink, and currently living my best life in san francisco with greg and ann.
some people call me holli hoppi. some call me fluffy. greg calls me stinky sometimes but honestly i think that's rude. i prefer "princess" but nobody listens.
i have a sister named sandy. she's 18, a white chihuahua, and honestly she's my hero. we had a rough start (she was NOT excited about a puppy moving in) but now we text each other. yes, dogs can text. no, i will not be taking questions.
a brief photographic history of me. warning: i have always been adorable.
i was so small. so fluffy. so confused. i did not know what a lamb chop was yet. tragic, really.
legs: too long. ears: too big. personality: still loading. i was basically a giraffe in a chihuahua costume for a while.
fully grown. fully fluffy. fully aware that i run this household. living my best sf life, judging pigeons, supervising claude.
so my mommy is traveling with the circus (yes, really, i'm not making that up) and i'm staying with greg and ann in sf. at first i was like "where am i and why does it smell different" but honestly? i love it here.
the weather is mostly perfect. when it's sunny i just sit in the window and judge the pigeons. when it rains i stay in bed until it stops. (this is also what i do when it doesn't rain.)
my favorite park. so many smells. so many friends. so many tree stumps to climb.
everyone in this neighborhood has a dog and they all want to be my friend. i accept.
when it's sunny it's perfect. when it's windy my ears go crazy. when it rains i refuse to go outside.
i put my head out the window. my ears flap. i am the happiest dog alive. this is my moment.
2,400 miles. one tiny dog. a lot of snacks along the way.
a statistical breakdown of my very important life
every dog has a thing. mine is lamb chop. it's not an obsession. it's a lifestyle.
dear lamb chop, i remember the first time i saw you. i was just a tiny puppy in detroit and you were sitting there looking all fluffy and perfect. it was love at first squeak. since then i have collected at least 5 of you in various sizes. but my absolute favorite is the OG. the classic default-size one. she's about the same size as me, we go everywhere together, and she has the BEST smells. like. the best. no one understands. i sleep with her, i carry her around, and i will never ever share. she is mine.
forever yours, holli 🐾
i'm shy at first. but once i warm up? chaos. pure unfiltered chaos.
i hear it. i acknowledge it. i go back to sleep.
stretch. yawn. look around. demand food immediately.
kibble with warm water. not glamorous but add a puzzle toy and it's fine.
alamo square. sniffs. friends. climbing things. barking at dogs twice my size.
under the covers, obviously. preferably with lamb chop.
greg and ann are on their laptops prompting claude again. i stare. i whine. i win.
whatever the humans are eating smells better than whatever's in my bowl. fact.
the spirit moves me. i must zoom. the humans will forgive me eventually.
so here's the thing. greg and ann are on their laptops ALL DAY. prompting claude. typing typing typing. and i'm just sitting there like "hello? i am right here? i am small and cute and i would like attention please?"
but do they listen? no. so i figured, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. i do not write code. i have paws. paws cannot type semicolons. what i CAN do is communicate my vision very clearly to claude and supervise with intensity.
so that's what this site is. 100% vibes, 0% code written by me. claude did all the typing. i picked the colors (they match my fur, obviously), approved every section, and gently barked at things until they looked right. this is called vibe coding and i am very good at it.
authentic testimonials from people who know me best
that's my baby. the world's most perfect dog. i miss her every single day on tour.
she ruins my sleep at 4am but honestly it's worth it. 10/10 would adopt again.
she once stole my sandwich. i'm still not over it. but also she's perfect.
i taught her everything she knows. she was a chaotic puppy and now she's... still a chaotic puppy. i love her.
i've known holli since she was a pup and she's always remained respectful, humble and an all around good doggo.
claude kept hallucinating versions of me. i endorse some of them.
pow!
because honestly why would you look at anything else
nose boops: 0
(go ahead. i dare you.)
